Why I didn't blog this morning

...because I had some very important loafing to do. Those Futurama re-runs won't watch themselves, now, will they? Besides, the keyboard was covered with all these little pieces of black plastic with white letter on them; it was entirely too confusing. Which reminds of one of my pet peeves: the weird habit of electronic appliance manufactures of marking the controls in black-on-black. Who can read such controls? I suppose I should be grateful my keyboard isn't marked like that. Frankly, I suspect the Bavarian Illuminati; it's part of their subtle plot to destabilize the world to make it easier for their takeover. But I'm ready for them! I have a white-paint pen to mark the black controls with! That'll fix them. Fortune favors the prepared and I'm prepared for black-on-black controls. But I digress, as Tom Lehrer would say. Since the Illuminati have been interefering with my blogging I'll just have to do twice as much for the next few days to make up for it.

...starting tomorrow. TheThis afternoon I have to watch Robin Hood.